READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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