Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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