I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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