It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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