Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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