I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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