Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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