Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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