He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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