new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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