so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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