How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My bed smells like the plague
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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