Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
