he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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