She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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