Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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