hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
