im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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