Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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