Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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