I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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