At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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