he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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