u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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