Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
