I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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