Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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