He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
