i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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