Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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