We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
