guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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