This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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