I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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