Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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