he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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