If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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