Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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