Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry about my life...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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