This is not my ceiling
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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