I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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