she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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