I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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