It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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