Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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