you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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