wat bout pragnant strippers??
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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