yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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