My first STD was from a foam party
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
try to milk me bitch
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