I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
im holly from the hills drunk
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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